I’d dearly love to do something with you. I’d love to do something with you.

WELLLLLLLL……………………………!

(Well my dear friend; the long haired Chihuahua, indeed. What shall we tell you about the Long Haired Chihuahua personality? We can tell you many things. However, in order to do this we must have a premise upon which to begin… That’s right; every story needs a premise upon which to begin.

This is a part of the personality of the Long Haired Chihuahua, indeed.

Without a premise where would we be? That’s right; we would be ‘up the creek without a paddle’, as the saying goes. And why would we be ‘up the creek without a paddle’?

Well, dear ones, we would be ‘up the creek without a paddle’, for, as the best of us know; a paddle is needed to steer the boat; is it not. Indeed, it is.

So, we have established that we need a paddle to steer the boat; without which we would be meandering from side to side; over and under, etc., etc.; you get my drift..!

Right; now that we have established that we need a paddle we must look at our behaviour. Do we ‘have a paddle’? Yes. This is good; to have a paddle is very good. No. Well, not to have a paddle means that you will be meandering, etc., etc.

Well my dear friends. It would seem that the Long Haired Chihuahua personality needs to ensure that they ‘have a premise upon which to steer their life’. Without a premise we do not have a basis upon which to work. No; dear friends. We must allow all of our happenings to be based on a sound basis. Built up from a strong foundation, all will be well.)

DOWN RIGHT IMPUDENT…

THAT’S WHAT I SAY…

DOWN RIGHT IMPUDENT…….

(As if we don’t have enough to do…!!! What a hide they have asking me for this and for that. Rude… Just rude…..! Oh, ….. take a breath…. There’s no point losing my marbles over this. No, it’s just not worth it…. But, but, boy if I had my way I rip into them with such ferocity they wouldn’t be sitting down for weeks.      !###!!%###@!!!#!........  Ahhhhhhh, that feels better.

And this is ‘exactly’ what the Short Haired Chihuahua personality needs to do when life’s ‘little’ moments intrude. Yes, this is precisely what is needed to ‘soothe the savage beast’…. A little resolve is good, indeed t’is true. A little resolve to do that which is good for you.

And what is ‘good for you’? That’s right. What is good for you is to allow those energies of disturbance to make their exit. That’s right. We do not want all of those disturbing energies inside your body where they can do their destructive best to annihilate all good. That’s right. That is what those destructive energies will do; they will annihilate all of the ‘good’ within.

And what do we mean by ‘all of the good’. What is meant here, dear friend, is that inside we are a complexity of varies chemicals, indeed. If, we say, if we allow the energies of anger, frustration, hurt, indeed pain of any type, they will erode away at the very core of the minute structures within. This causes illness, dear one, indeed. And illness is something which we do not want to see within.

Therefore, dear friend, we ask that you allow all of those energies (that are not to your highest good) be released in the form that is best suited to your personality. That’s right. Let them out by any means within your grasp.

Only, dear friend, please do try to remember that your neighbours may bear a grudge toward you should you not remember to place that cushion over your mouth as you scream away all of your woes. Very good, my dear friend. Now you know ‘how’ to allow those damaging energies to leave you alone. I am certain that you will find many other avenues (less neighbour infringing avenues) to enable your mind, body and spirit to recover from life’s little woes…..)

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(The picture across showcases the Powderpuff variety)

Pant…Pant…Pant…Pant    Pant…Pant…Pant…Pant    And then he said………

Pant…Pant…Pant…Pant    Pant…Pant…Pant…Pant.  (A 'Talker'..!)

Joy oh joy oh joy oh joy.

How was your breakfast?

(The English Cocker Spaniel personality is somewhat serious by nature; it has an elegant yet down to earth temperament.

Those of us who are attracted to the English Cocker are geared to a more serious life; one that asks that we be constant in our attitudes.

It is only by being constant that we can maintain the seriousness of the time. Without consistency we lose the thought process needed to do as we need to do.

And so it is when we are attracted to the English Cocker Spaniel; we are being asked to maintain a serious and constant attitude.)

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Hey, what’s up Doc? Times’ a movin’.

Sky is blue. Think I’ll just have a quiet one. And yet! I could change my mind!!

I’D LIKE TO HUNT. There are many activities I’d invest in if I were given the chance.

My legs are small, and I’m a little weak, but that doesn’t mean I’m small and weak inside. Oh no. Don’t think I’m weak inside!

JO HOSIFAT. Can’t shake em loose. Great jumping JO HOSIFAT.

A hunting we will go. A hunting we will go. Hi Ho the dairy’o.